Dracula - The Penguin English Library (Paperback)


by Bram Stoker

Published: 26th May 1897

by Archibald Constable and Company

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Rating: πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ

Synopsis: The seminal work on vampires introduces us the to the daddy of them all; Dracula. Jonathan Harker is a lawyer who travels to Transylvania to oversee the Count’s legal practices. At first pleased with his host’s manners and courtesy, he soon learns he is being held captive byΒ his peculiar patron. When Harker narrowly escapes back to London, he hopes it is the last he’ll ever see of the unearthly Count…

πŸ’œ What I loved πŸ’œ

Vampires are now so ingrained in the collective human psyche that it feels like there is not much more to know about them (I loved Buffy as a child so am quite versed in vampire lore) or they’ve been diluted and just aren’t scary anymore (looking at you Twilight). However, I was pleasantly surprised that I actually found Dracula to be quite chilling and really enjoyed it as a thriller. You actually feel dread and frustration when you know exactly what is plaguing the characters but they themselves are so oblivious to it!

πŸ’€ Bad Bits πŸ’€

I can’t think of anything that jumped out to me but I do wish the women had had a bit more to do rather than be victims! Of course, that’s looking at it through twenty-first century eyes, and I appreciated that Mina made a concerted effort to place herself within the action butΒ I just wished there could have been more!

🌟 Cherished Characters 🌟

Van Helsing couldn’t have been more different from his movie version! I like this one more; in my mind he is like a jovial old Father Christmas who kicks arse and beheads vampires in his spare time. Old school.

πŸ™ Magic Moment πŸ™

“But my very feelings changed to repulsion and terror when I saw the whole man slowly emerge from the window and begin to crawl down the castle wall over the dreadful abyss, face down with his cloak spreading out around him like great wings. At first I could not believe my eyes. I thought it was some trick of the moonlight, some weird effect of shadow, but I kept looking, and it could be no delusion. I saw the fingers and toes grasp the corners of the stones, worn clear of the mortar by the stress of years, and by thus using every projection and inequality move downwards with considerable speed, just as a lizard moves along a wall.

What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature, is it in the semblance of man? I feel the dread of this horrible place overpowering me. I am in fear, in awful fear, and there is no escape for me. I am encompassed about with terrors that I dare not think of.”

I just thought this part was so immensely creepy and Harker’s realisation at his predicament is a catalyst for him learning more about the Count’s paranormal ways.

 🐳 🐳 🐳

Gold bear award


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

by J. K. Rowling

Published: 8th July 2000

By: Bloomsbury

Rating:  🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲 🐲

Synopsis: The fourth book in the Harry Potter series sees Harry having one of the best summers of his life at the Burrow and at the Quidditch World Cup. Of course, things soon go awry when Voldemort’s brand, the Dark Mark, is seen searing across the sky and rampaging Death Eaters cause chaos after the final match. The Hogwart’s students’ fears are soon put aside when they learn their school will be hosting the first Triwizard Tournament in 202 years with students from Hogwarts, Beaubatons and Durmstrang competing. The three champions from each school are selected by the Goblet of Fire: Cedric Diggory, Fleur Delacour and Viktor Krum. Mysteriously, the Goblet then produces one more contender, Harry Potter. Locked in a magical contract, Harry must use all his guts and guile to complete all three arduous tasks whilst trying to solve the conundrum of who put his name in the Goblet of Fire. Β 

πŸ’œ What I loved πŸ’œ

Things begin to get serious in the Goblet of Fire. Murder is abound, ugly prejudices rear their heads and jealousy and mistrust are rife. But Goblet also retains some of carefree aspects of the first three books to keep the dourness at bay and that’s why Goblet is my second favourite (after Prisoner of Azkaban) in the Harry Potter series. Darkness and danger simmer under the surface throughout Goblet: Harry’s disturbing visions of Voldemort, the sinister deed of Harry’s name being put in the Goblet and the disappearance of Ministry worker, Bertha Jorkins. These are deftly quashed by the excitement and relative safety of Harry completing Triwizard tasks. We know that nothingΒ that life threatening can happen to Harry in the tasks while Dumbledore oversees all three of them and we celebrate with abandon at each of Harry’s triumphs.

That is why the savagery and the serious threat to Harry’s life comes so jarringly and overwhelmingly at the end of the book. You are knocked just as off kilter as Harry is and need the chapters at the end of the book to process what has happened and recuperate as he does. And that’s what I love about this book; the duality. Harry is still dealing with his teenage school life: who to ask to the Yule Ball, arguments with Ron and Hermione and mastering charms and hexes. At the same time, a building wave of adult issues come gushing down upon him: his own mortality, the media turning against him and the death of a friend.

πŸ’€ Bad Bits πŸ’€

I love Hermione. I will defend her to the death. That said, Β I find SPEW just as exasperating as Ron does! Similarly, Winky seems to irritate every nerve in my being (I think it’s the constant sobbing and floundering around morosely.) More Dobby, less Winky please!

Again this is very short as, as with Azkaban, there is very little I dislike about Goblet.

🌟 Cherished Character 🌟

We know from Prisoner of Azkaban that Cedric Diggory is a good guy. He tries to call off the quidditch match when Harry falls off his broom, despite having caught the snitch and winning Hufflepuff a much needed confidence boost. Despite being tall, handsome and clever, he shows no vanity and sheepishly brushes off the praises of his doting father. He represents the ever-maligned Hufflepuff and exemplifies their virtues of toil, altruism and fidelity. He and Harry go toe-to-toe at the tasks but always show each other respect and assist each other where they can. Friendship even begins to bud at the end. We can only imagine what could have been.Β 

πŸ™ Magic Moment πŸ™

When confronted by the sphinx in the third trial:

“Then she spoke, in a deep, hoarse voice. ‘You are very near your goal. The quickest way is past me.’ ‘So… so will you move please?‘ said Harry, knowing what the answer was going to be.”

Oh Harry! This is why I love you. Ever the optimist!

🐻 🐻 🐻

Of course, Goblet of Fire is worthy of a Gold Bear award!

Gold bear award

The Metamorphosis πŸ‘Ύ

The Metamorphosis: A New Translation by Susan Bernofsky (Paperback)

By Franz KafkaΒ 

Originally Published: 1915 by Kurt Wolff Verlag, Leipzig

This edition: 18th February 2014 by WW Norton & Co

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Rating: πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘Ύ πŸ‘ΎΒ 

Synopsis:Β Gregor Samsa wakes one morning to find himself transformed into a gigantic grotesque insect. Kafka’s macabre tale follows Gregor through his ordeal as he struggles to come to terms with his new disorientating anatomy while retaining his human mind. Kafka also delves into the reactions of Gregor’s family to his new insectile life. Β  Β 

πŸ’œ What I loved πŸ’œ

Gregor Samsa is a very sympathetic character. His immediate concern on finding himself completely altered is not ‘why me?’ but how he can get up and go to work to provide for his family. Kafka hints at Gregor’s despondency with his job and the shadow of isolation he already felt creeping over him before his transformation. Still, Gregor is determined to get to work, despite the fact he has sprouted numerous new appendages that he has yet to master.

Throughout the story, Gregor thinks of the affect his ghastly appearance has on his family and hides from his sister when she comes to feed him, even though he cries out for companionship. Gregor’s devotion to his sister in unwavering. He reveals that he has been saving to send his sister to the conservatory to fulfil her dream of becoming a violinist. Even as his sister distances herself from him, eventually becoming repulsed by the very thought of him, she remains as a shaft of light in his darkened room, a beam of hope. When hearing her play the violin he feels “as if he were being shown the way to the unknown nourishment he longed for.” Even thought they view him with suspicion and derision, Gregor recalls his family ‘with affection and love.’

While Kafka describes how Gregor moves and his thin, fragile legs, we never get a real ideal of which insect Gregor has changed into let aloneΒ why he has turned into one! I admire this tract which lets the reader speculate on why this has happened to seemingly generous and kind man. Personally, I picture him as a glossy dung-beetle, burly and wide but scuttling assuredly. Sorry Gregor!

πŸ’€ Bad Bits Β πŸ’€

There was very little I disliked about the story. I do wish it could’ve been longer and I felt Gregor’s family’s reaction to his metamorphosis was icy and detached. However, it’s clear that Kafka was exploring the boundaries of human compassion. Gregor’s family have no idea he has retained his human mind and, to them, Β the Gregor they knew is lost. All that is left is abhorrent usurper that forces them all into hard labour and seemingly threatens their safety. It definitely left me to think: at what point would I give up on a family member in a similar situation? Hmmm.

🌟 Cherished Character 🌟

It has to be Gregor himself. His exploration of isolation and detachment from society moved me and his wretched battle to cleave to his humanity was, at times, harrowing and heart-rending.

πŸ™ Magical Moment πŸ™

The iconic opening lines: “When Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams one morning, he found that he had been transformed in his bed into an enormous bug.”Β 

It’s a Silver Bear award for The Metamorphosis!

Silver bear

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


by J.K. Rowling

Published: 8th July 1999

by Bloomsbury

Rating: πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

Synopsis: The third book in the Harry Potter series sees Harry returning to Hogwarts looking over his shoulder. Seemingly haunted by the ill-omened ‘Grim’, Harry tries to focus on dodging dementors, helping Hagrid and quality quidditch. It doesn’t help however, when Harry learns notorious mass-murderer and Voldemort’s right hand man, Sirius Black, is out to complete the job Voldemort failed 12 years ago…

β™₯ What I lovedΒ β™₯

Prisoner of Azkaban has long been my favourite Harry Potter book and when I decided to re-read the series I remembered why. So many of my most beloved aspects of Harry Potter are introduced in this book: The Marauder’s map, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, patronuses, Hogsmeade, the Firebolt, It’s also the introduction of some big characters in Goblet of Fire with Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang both facing off against Harry in quidditch (and who doesn’t love Pigwigeon?!) It also has the big twist at the end which sent my 11 year old brain into a tail spin. The pacing of the book is spot on and there are a myriad of new settings (snowy Hogsmeade, the plush rooms of the Leaky Cauldron, and the musky divination room) as well as some unsettling feelings emerging: guilt, jealousy and a the need for vengeance.

πŸ’€ Bad bits πŸ’€

Are there any bad bits to Prisoner of Azkaban? I really don’t think so. I’ve thrown the question around in my mind, picking up and discarding ideas and tried to come up with something. I managed the spectacular number of 2. 2 things I didn’t think were quite as brilliant as the rest of the book.

  1. The time turner – When I read this as a child, the implications of Hermione being able to manipulate time had no baring me. She used to get to the her classes! Good for her! And oh, it came in handy in the end to save Sirius – that’s lucky! It still doesn’t really bother me that much but my friends point out how conveniently the time turner turns up for one book and then is never seen or mentioned again. Hmmm. Oh well!
  2. I don’t know. The dementors are kind of like ring wraiths I suppose? That’s the best I could wrangle out!

🌟 Cherished Character 🌟

Part of the reason I love Prisoner of Azkaban so much is it introduces my all time favourite Harry Potter character: Sirius Black. But, since he only appears towards the end of the book, I’m going to choose Hermione. We’ve always known Hermione is a know-it-all teachers pet but here we begin to see all the facets of her personality. She shows her logical and practical side, dismissing Professor Trelawney’s wild and oft-erroneous predictions. But her ever compassionate nature shines through when helping Hagrid with the Buckbeak case. She even makes the hard choices even if it means risking her friendship with Ron and Harry by telling Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. We could all stand to be a little more like Hermione and I truly believe she is a literary heroine on par with Lizzie Bennet and Jane Eyre.

πŸ™ Magic Moment πŸ™

‘I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.’

Prisoner of Azkaban is definitely worthy of my first Gold Bear award!

Β Gold bear award